1. Bittu- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

pappu- to isme prob kya hai?
Bittu-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi


2. Pappu;mujhe us ladki se bachao
Bittu:kyo?
Pappu:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
3. Bittu aur Pappu k bich mai fight ho rahi thi 
Bittu:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga 
Pappu:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
 


4. Bittu - doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? 
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
 Bittu-mobile mai snake wala


5. Bittu- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Pappu: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.


6. -Bittu tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?

Pappu- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....


7.
Bittu: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

 Pappu:
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.